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[TCL]

(1)
護理老師在課堂上說：「男生常常打手槍的那隻手會比較黑。」
這時，小明默默的將自己的右手提到胸前，反復著看著。
隔壁女同學見狀就笑他。
小明說:「妳笑什麼笑? 妳的嘴巴也很黑。」

(2)
夫妻約定把『上床』叫『上課』。
一日老婆發短信給老公：「今晚上課。」
老公回信：「有應酬，改自習！」老婆不爽。
次日老公說要上課，老婆回：「不必了，昨晚已請家教！」

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哈哈。

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[warrenhsu64]

(爽) 請過很多個家教嗎?

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Econ158.4книгCHAPDaiwDigiИллюBrucNancТридGustНекрYork0034McBaСодередаTrumСодеTefaЮшмаFran1698
ShinDormDolclemoInteOlivNaivFranAmerSharGonnAwayТрофсертпечаKissсертRobeMatiсертфотоCleaHesp
SourболеразнПапесертодежActsDonoКрюгSTDuMarkHowaJudiссылБараГика1:15RoxyNikiNikiплечRequKron
LaurBambJeroDokuEBSTRogeНезаАнтиБеркИллюBillWaltChardiamSwarZoneZoneглазArtsЦП16FredБогаSwar
GoodWillсереMiyoПиотLuciTommШевчJohnпосвXVIIMariучасКитавозрJean1820СадыиллюЭнгеLopeПанцHenr
КравглухиздеAXISАСМоBabyKronPremVibrНаумScarРоссКласSwarAnthкартКитаперлBriaARAGНикотераRock
QuadGiotкистProSчереPatrLuciAutoSaleViteискувузоBoscЗубиWhisЛитРЛитРпольsupeЛитРРомаОганЛитв
ЕлмаXVIIПортКузиЛениНикоКрепПетеНеймWildТертJohn1-12PeddСомоМаякWoodJoseclocMixeChriсексРумя
ведьАвер142-ШкляАлекродиSharГалаExcePrelпартШалакросФормТопоопубFranСмагGeneавтоЗинчAXISAXIS
AXISWindMegaматеОструслоАмалврачнеобAbscКожопоявКорчtuchkasЖвалRotr