法官死後的笑話

[nathan]

有位法官,死後到了地獄

他很不服的對撒旦說:”我當法官一生沒有收過紅包,為什麼我要下地獄?”

撒旦說:”因為你判案子時不公正,沒有明察秋毫,主觀意識太強,常將無罪的人判有罪,將有罪的人判無罪.量刑不公,因此要下地獄”

法官不服的說:”那為什麼我家隔壁的醫生可以上天堂?他也出過好幾件醫療事故啊,賠過錢,也坐過牢.”

撒旦說:”醫生犯錯之後,賠過錢,也坐過牢,他已經受過懲罰,贖過罪,因此可以上天堂.而你當法官的,亂判案子,什麼責任也沒有,不需受任何懲罰,不需賠償金錢.照樣領高薪,領退休金.你不下地獄受罰,能贖罪嗎?!”

[estril]

仇醫叫獸死後呢?

[ceciltcy]

仇醫叫獸死後呢?

會到天堂繼續「督促」醫師。

[ovalbumin]

仇醫叫獸死後呢?

會到天堂繼續「督促」醫師。

[monyan]

仇醫叫獸死後呢?

會到天堂繼續「督促」醫師。

他們上的了天堂????

[phjm]

仇醫叫獸死後呢?

會到天堂繼續「督促」醫師。

他們上的了天堂????

他們有機會上天堂的,
上帝應該也會有犯錯誤的時候.

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