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(1)
一輛高級轎車在酒店門口停下，一名乞丐就在車窗口出現。
「老板，行行好，給我點錢吧!」
「我給你一包煙抽抽。」
「我不吸煙，給我點錢吧!」
「跟我去裏面喝酒，我請你。」
「我不喝酒，還是給我點錢吧!」
「要不跟我到賭場轉轉，我出錢，你玩幾把，贏了算你的。」
「我不賭博，我還是要點錢。」
「那我給你找個小姐，費用我出。」
「我不去，給我錢吧!」
「那你上車，我帶你給我老婆看一下，不抽煙，不喝酒，不賭，不嫖的男人都混成什麼樣子。」

(2)
一對夫妻，老公常無法滿足老婆的需要。
於是太太去求教法師。
法師就教了她一個咒語，說：「睡前唸一次咒語，你就會夢到和猛男作愛。」
當晚太太睡前唸了一次咒語，果然如法師所說夢見和猛男翻雲覆雨。
從此太太夜夜春宵而冷落了老公。
終於老公覺得奇怪，為什麼老婆睡前總要唸個咒語？
太太只輕描淡寫的說是一種保平安的咒語。
當天晚上，老公就唸了這個咒語一試。
到了半夜，老婆突然被老公的哀號聲吵醒：「啊! 好痛！不要再插我屁股了!」

(3)
小馬遇見大學同學小趙。
小馬大學時女朋友交好幾個，早就不是處子之身。
他又愛到處吹噓自己做愛時的種種美妙感覺，見到小趙也不例外。
小馬問：「怎麼樣，小趙，現在還是處男嗎？」
小趙也是一個要面子的人，因交不到女朋友，仍是處子之身。
小趙說：「當然不是，射精的感覺好極了。」
小馬懷疑的問：「是那一位馬子啊？」
小趙舉起右手說：「不是別人，正是我這隻手！」

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