笑話分享(560)

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(1)
老醫師坐飛機，鄰座是位長老會的牧師。
因技術問題，延誤了飛機起飛的時間。
當飛機起飛後，機長向乘客們致歉，並宣布免費招待旅客飲料。
當空姐推著手推車過來時，醫師向她要了一杯琴酒，
空姐接著問鄰座的牧師要不要也來一杯酒，牧師答道：
「不，謝謝妳，我寧願通姦，也不要喝酒！」
老醫生一聽，馬上把他的酒退還給空姐說：
「小姐，我剛剛不知道有另一個選擇！」

(2)
辦公室裏的幾個大姐老是喜歡調戲才來的文靜眼鏡男。
這個週末，一大姐對眼鏡男說道：「週末到我家，姐姐的老公出差去了。」
眼鏡男搖了搖頭，說道：「大姐，妳太沒有品味了，偷情要偷偷的偷，
明著說出來就沒有味道了!」

(3)
小李看到剛結婚一年多的前女友在FB上寫著: 「從兩人世界變成三人之家，感覺好快。」
小李以為她懷孕了，打電話恭喜。
沒想到電話那頭卻說: 「恭喜個屁! 我這個三口之家是第三者插足……」

[min]

哈哈.

[小魚]

(爽)

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(1)
老醫師坐飛機，鄰座是位長老會的牧師。
因技術問題，延誤了飛機起飛的時間。
當飛機起飛後，機長向乘客們致歉，並宣布免費招待旅客飲料。
當空姐推著手推車過來時，醫師向她要了一杯琴酒，
空姐接著問鄰座的牧師要不要也來一杯酒，牧師答道：
「不，謝謝妳，我寧願通姦，也不要喝酒！」
老醫生一聽，馬上把他的酒退還給空姐說：
「小姐，我剛剛不知道有另一個選擇！」

怎麼連笑話都要抹黑醫師
（賊）

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