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[TCL]

(1)
老張再次半夜喝醉回來，想起老婆的警告，苦思如何化解。
終於他走到床邊，把熟睡的老婆一腳踹到床下，
接著極其憤怒地破口大罵：「去你媽的！老子是有老婆孩子的人！」
然後倒頭裝睡。
第二天早上，老婆假裝沒事，還端來熱氣騰騰的醒酒湯。

(2)
一位喜歡拈花惹草的丈夫，和很多女人都有曖昧關係。
有一次他的妻子又聽到了丈夫的花邊新聞，為此她責問丈夫：
「婚姻難道是兒戲，你怎麼可以如此隨便？」
丈夫摟住妻子，安撫說：「那些都是商場上的逢場作戲啊！」
聽到丈夫的狡辯，妻子怒不可遏：「我本來也以為只是一場獨幕劇，
現在看來卻是一齣連續劇！你到底有完沒完啊？」

(3)
小明晚自習後騎自行車回家，看到心儀已久的女同學牽著單車在前面。
單車似乎壞了，她一邊走一邊打電話。
小明見狀，迅速下車把後輪的氣放掉，心想終於有機會和她單獨相處了。
他興沖沖地牽著車走去時，只見她收了手機，踩著車走了。
那晚，小明遲了一個小時才回到家。

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謝謝分享.

[forester]

(3)不合理
不管是下車陪她走
或是單車前後雙載
都不需要輪胎放氣

[TCL]

(3)不合理
不管是下車陪她走
或是單車前後雙載
都不需要輪胎放氣

應該是還沒熟到可以載她或陪她走的程度.
自己的車子也壞了, 同病相憐, 比較有藉口, 兩人同行.

[camel]

(3)車子先丟一旁假裝沒車, 會不會稍微好一點...

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