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(1)
白羊和一隻獅子走進餐廳。
老闆說：「你要啥？」
羊說：「一份套餐，謝謝。」
老闆又問：「你的獅子不餓嗎？」
羊說：「不，謝謝。」
老闆不死心又問：「真的不要嗎？。」
羊說：「是的。」
老闆有些不甘心問：「你再考慮一下，牠真的不要嗎?」
羊不耐煩的吼道：「你認為牠餓了我還能在這兒嗎？」

(2)
老張住山頂，養有一隻母豬。
山下老李養有一隻公豬。

有一天老張告訴老李：「我家母豬發情了，借你公豬一用，生小豬後，送兩隻為報酬。」
老李馬上用推車將公豬推到山上去。

第二天，老張又來：「老李，一次不保險，今天再追加一劑，如何？」
於是又把公豬推到山上去。

第三天，老李起床開門一看，公豬已面帶微笑的坐在手推車上。

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(1)
白羊和一隻獅子走進餐廳。
老闆說：「你要啥？」
羊說：「一份套餐，謝謝。」
老闆又問：「你的獅子不餓嗎？」
羊說：「不，謝謝。」
老闆不死心又問：「真的不要嗎？。」
羊說：「是的。」
老闆有些不甘心問：「你再考慮一下，牠真的不要嗎?」
羊不耐煩的吼道：「你認為牠餓了我還能在這兒嗎？」

(2)
老張住山頂，養有一隻母豬。
山下老李養有一隻公豬。

有一天老張告訴老李：「我家母豬發情了，借你公豬一用，生小豬後，送兩隻為報酬。」
老李馬上用推車將公豬推到山上去。

第二天，老張又來：「老李，一次不保險，今天再追加一劑，如何？」
於是又把公豬推到山上去。

第三天，老李起床開門一看，公豬已面帶微笑的坐在手推車上。

大大哪來這摸多笑話可看啊?

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