笑話分享(304) --- 台灣人 vs 頂新魏家

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(1)
有一天有三個不同國籍的人被食人族抓走，分別是美國人、韓國人和日本人。
酋長指著美國人說：「我們族人要吃你。」
美國人說：「不要吃我! 我全身油脂，不好吃啊！」
酋長說：「不就跟美國牛一樣，油脂豐富入口即化啊！」美國人就被帶走了。
韓國人看到立刻說：「我可不能吃，我全身都假的，你們要怎麼吃?」
酋長說：「把假的部位去掉，剩下的可燉湯。」韓國人也被帶走了。
日本人見狀，只對酋長說了一句話，就被釋放了。
獲救後，媒體爭相訪問他，問他究竟是怎麼逃出來的？
日本人說：「我只跟他們說我是台灣人，有毒啦!」

(2)
一盲人夜間打著燈籠走路。
有人問：「你一個瞎子打燈籠有何用?」
答曰：「怕他人看不清路。」這是儒家。
答曰：「怕別人撞到我。」這是墨家。
答曰：「黑夜出門就得打燈籠。」這是法家。
答曰：「想打就打何必問。」這是道家。
答曰：「你沒看出我這是裝瞎嗎?」這是頂新魏家。

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