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[TCL]

(1)
先生的朋友夫妻ㄧ起來訪，相談甚歡。
客人走後，太太向先生抱怨：「你朋友的老婆真沒禮貌，
我說了不到半個小時的話，她竟然打了30多個哈欠。」
先生：「她不是沒禮貌，是想說插不上嘴。」

(2)
老人與和尚在湖邊垂釣。
距離他們不遠處立著一塊牌子，上面赫然寫著；「回頭是岸。」
這時，一位年輕人開車飛快駛來，看到牌子，就丟出一句話：「見鬼去吧。」
隨後就聽到撲通一聲，車掉進河裡了。
老人嘆了口氣對和尚說：「我說寫上『注意前面有河』，你偏不聽！」

(3)
老張正準備坐下來吃晚餐時，老婆一臉不高興地坐在他面前說：
「老公，去年有一次你去釣魚，結果成績還不錯。這件事你還記得嗎？」
「記得呀！有甚麼問題嗎？」
「沒甚麼，只是其中一條魚打電話來，說你已經做魚爸爸了。」

[min]

謝謝！

[BenjaminTang]

(爽) (爽)

[harvardhsu]

聯想到，
插不上嘴有點像有時候看診的病人也是會一直說一直說，說完就走出診間了!!

(爽) (爽) (爽)

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