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老總召集三個廠長說：今年虧損，獎金不發了！
A廠長回廠說：今年虧損，獎金不發了。眾員工皆大罵。
B廠長回廠說：今年虧損，獎金不發了，還說要裁人。我力爭，人是不裁了。
眾員工慶幸感激。
C廠長回廠說：今年虧損，獎金不發了，還說要裁人，即離去。
晚上眾員工皆去 C 廠長家送禮！

(2)
一位很有名的作家要來書店參觀。
書店老闆受寵若驚，連忙把所有的書撤下，全部換上作家的書。
作家來到書店後，心裡非常高興，問道：「貴店只售本人的書嗎？」
「當然不是。」書店老闆回答，「別的書銷路很好，都賣完了。」

[jy5358]

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[BenjaminTang]

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有智慧.

[chouhj543]

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[johnlho]

有智慧.

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