笑話分享(296) --- 啊! 有人對醫生的看法……

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(1)強盜和醫生的差別

強盜通常只在晚上做案，醫生卻全天候搶錢。
強盜風裡來雨裡去四處跑，醫生冬暖夏涼環境優雅。
強盜最多搶光你身上的錢財，醫生卻能拿走你一生的積蓄。
強盜只會逼你掏錢，醫生卻能逼你借債。
碰上強盜作案可以破財消災，碰上醫生搶錢可能傾家蕩產。
強盜作案時膽顫心驚，醫生搶錢時理直氣壯。
強盜怕你人多勢眾，醫生連警察也照搶不誤。
被強盜搶了可以報警，被醫生搶了只能認命。
強盜作案時行為像魔鬼，醫生搶錢時行為像天使。
強盜搶光你的錢他逃跑，醫生搶光你的錢你滾蛋。
強盜搶多了叫重刑犯，醫生錢搶多了稱名醫。
把強盜殺了可能叫正當防衛，只要打了醫生就違法犯罪。
醫生一輩子也許不會被強盜搶，強盜一生中肯定會被醫生搶。
醫生上輩子肯定是強盜，強盜下輩子一定想做醫生。

(2)中國順口溜

進了醫院別想跑，一百兩百算最少；
五百六百不算高，一千兩千也別惱；
若是你往床上倒，鈔票越看越嫌少；
毛病身上找一找，肚子裏面掃一掃；
五千完事運氣好，一萬出院事還小；
啥藥值錢開啥藥，反正病人有醫保；
三萬四萬全消費，五萬六萬照樣掏；
如今醫院更周到，沒個十萬死不了。

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在說財團醫院嗎?

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在說財團醫院嗎?

這兩則順口溜應該都源自中國
應該是中國人民對中國醫生的看法

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在說財團醫院嗎?

這兩則順口溜應該都源自中國
應該是中國人民對中國醫生的看法

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應該是強國的醫師
還是說強盜的醫師
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