笑話分享(289) --- 黃腔

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小王是某公司職員，英俊已婚，喜歡口頭上吃女同事豆腐。

一天早上，女同事帶了盒牛奶放在熱水器上加熱。
小王準備去拿開水，女同事說：「麻煩你摸摸我的奶熱了沒？」
他故意環視四周說：「人多著呢！」
女同事說：「沒關係，只是摸一下又不是讓你喝！」

有一次，隔壁負責打文件的女同事抱怨：「中指好酸，鍵盤都打不下了！」
小王聞言轉過頭悄悄說：「老公又出差了?」

公司有一位暗戀他的女同事。
這天午休時間，小王找不著到公司玩的二兒子，正好碰到這位女同事，
便問：「看見我老二了嗎？」
女同事臉一紅，低聲說：「我一直想看，您不給機會。」

有一回，小王跟那位暗戀他的女同事一起出差。
在飯店咖啡廳休息時，女同事語拙無題，他主動挑起話題：
「妳是怎樣看待房巿的？」
女同事一楞低頭沈默許久，然後嚅嚅的說：
「只要姿勢不要太奇怪，我會儘量配合，但一定要讓我叫出來！」
談到收入問題，小王說：
「你稅後多少錢？」
女同事臉一紅，輕聲回答：
「同事要睡還提啥錢？」

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帥哥挑逗叫調情
醜男挑逗叫騷擾

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帥哥挑逗叫調情
醜男挑逗叫騷擾

(不要啊)

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小心被告。

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