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1 歲 時 出場亮相
10 歲 時 功課至上
20 歲 時 春心盪漾
30 歲 時 職場對抗
40 歲 時 身材發胖
50 歲 時 打打麻將
60 歲 時 老當益壯
70 歲 時 常常健忘
80 歲 時 搖搖晃晃
90 歲 時 迷失方向
100 歲 時 掛在牆上
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3 歲時 成功就是不會尿在褲子上
15歲時 成功就是有朋友圍繞
20歲時 成功就是擁有性生活
35歲時 成功就是賺大錢
60歲時 成功就是擁有性生活
70歲時 成功就是有朋友圍繞
80歲時 成功就是不會尿在褲子
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