FW :爆笑幽默句

[alexhuang1961]

爆笑幽默句

人有兩種，一種好看的，一種難看的。
我夾在中間，屬於好難看的。

醫學院的學生告訴我說他終於明白什麼叫做生不如死了。……那就是，停屍房有冷氣，我們寢室沒有。

事實證明，那些在你困難時離開你的人，

都是非常靠不住的；而只有那些在你困難時依然留在你身邊的人，才是什麼也幫不上你的。

錢離開人，廢紙一張。
人離開錢，廢物一個。

對今天解決不了的事情，也不必著急。

因為明天還是解決不了。

氣溫又開始升高了，推薦最好的三個解暑良方：
第一，想想你喜歡的人，心涼半截！
第二，想想自己的銀行存款，心拔涼拔涼地...

第三，想想自己的歲數，後背嗖嗖竄涼風 !





加油站裡，工讀生手托腮，若有所思，一男子過來問他：「小伙子，想什麼呢？」
工讀生說：「我想當總統。」
男子拍了拍他的肩膀說：「加油！」
工讀生激動的說：「謝謝，你是第一個鼓勵我的人，我會努力的。」

男子大吼：「鼓勵你個頭啦！我是叫你給我的車"加油"！」


哥兒們一定要朋友帶他去玩跳傘，降落的時候就變成這熊樣了，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，笑死我了。




這種智商就別談戀愛了！尤其是兩個人都這樣。。。。



小明特別喜歡鋼琴，但是很多年也沒有甚麼成績，有一天，他跪在上帝面前祈禱說:
上帝啊，求您把我變得像貝多芬一樣吧，
哪怕只有一點像也可以！

過了幾天，他聾了…












千萬別和一群二百五交朋友，否則他們會讓你很痛痛滴喔！

哈哈哈讓我先笑一會兒




你問我：「你的拿手好菜是什麼？」
我說：「我燒的……白開水還不錯。」

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幽默！

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