笑話分享(275)

[TCL]

(1)
某校舞蹈科術科考試。
示範的同學做完考試動作後，由考生重複跳一遍。
一位考生過於緊張，做了手部的動作，忘了地板上的翻滾動作。
評審老師一再暗示：「還有呢？」但那考生愣在當場，完全沒法意會。
老師情急之下，大聲提示：「滾~~~」
只見那考生面紅耳赤地低頭離開考場。

(2)
一對夫妻吵架，老公一氣摔門就走人。
太太從窗戶探頭問：「幾點回來？」
老公說：「再回來就是孫子！」
太太很生氣的把門鎖死。
凌晨，太太在睡夢中被一陣敲門及呼叫聲吵醒：
「奶奶我回來了！奶奶我回來了…………」

[newshine]

(爽) (爽) (爽)

[min]

呵呵。

[along]

[huangjauwen]

能伸能屈才是大丈夫!!!!

[gotowin]

好好笑哦

[BenjaminTang]

(爽) (爽) (爽) (爽)

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