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(1)
小蔡第一次陪父親回國，父親特地帶他去祖墳掃墓。
公墓內一座座墳櫛比鱗次，父親自豪地指著一座緊挨人行道的墓碑說：
「這是你祖母的墓，當初管理員要求依序入葬，只能葬在靠後邊位置，我
好說歹說才通融的。」
小蔡納悶地問：「爸! 你怎麼說服他們的？」　
父親一本正經地答道：「我只是說，她一個老人家年紀這麼大，行動不便，
埋在這裡進出也較方便啊!」
　
(2)加拿大最佳笑話：
加拿大航太部門首次將太空人送上太空，但他們很快得到報告，太空人在
失重狀態下用原子筆根本寫不出字來。於是，他們用了10年時間，花了120億
美元，科學家們終於發明了一種圓珠筆。這種筆適用於失重狀態、身體倒立、
水中、任何平面物體、攝氏零下300度。
而俄羅斯人在太空一直用鉛筆。

(3)
老婆給晚歸的老公留言：「桌上我給你留了人蔘雞和烏骨雞,
如果還不夠的話…… 床上還有一隻老母雞.」
　

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好笑！感謝您。

[BenjaminTang]

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