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(1)
動物園新來了一隻獅子。
在餵食的時候，其他的獅子都吃牛排，這隻新獅子只分配到一根香蕉。
起初這隻新來的獅子以為自己資淺，不以為意。
隔了幾天，牠實在受不了，就開口問了其中一隻獅子：
「為什麼你們每天都在吃牛排，而我只能吃香蕉？」
資深的獅子回答說：
「因為我們這個動物園，獅子的人事凍結，你佔的是猴子的缺。」
這隻新來的獅子再問了其中一隻獅子：
「為什麼隔壁那隻土狗也在吃牛排，而我還是只能吃香蕉，不能換個缺嗎？」
「因為你佔的是猴子的缺，狗佔的是老虎擴編的肥缺，而牠是園長的寵物。」

(2)
老王向朋友訴苦︰「我的婚姻像一潭死水，不復從前那種驚喜的感覺了。」
朋友建議他，不妨找個情人增添點生活情趣。
「萬一給太太發現了怎麼辦？」他問道。
「這是什麼年代了，就直接了當告訴她吧！」朋友鼓勵他說。
老王回家後，掙扎了一陣子，終於鼓起勇氣對太太說：
「老婆，如果有婚外情的刺激，也許會使我們的關係更親密。」
他太太回答：「算了吧！我已經試過了，沒有用的。」

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