笑話分享(193) --- 有趣的中國字對話

[TCL]

晶對品說：「你們家難道沒有裝修？」
呂對昌說：「和你相比，我家徒四壁。」
９對６說：「倒什麼立？小心腦充血！」
由對甲說：「你什麼時候學會倒立了？」
夫對天說：「我總算盼到了出頭之日。」
屎對尿說：「乾的和稀的就是不一樣。」
也對她說：「當老板了，出門還帶祕書。」
木對束說：「別以為穿上馬甲我就不認得你了！」
丙對兩說：「你家什麼時候多了一個人？結婚了？」
非對韭說：「我們蜈蚣也會走鋼絲呀？」
日對旦說：「你什麼時候學會玩滑板的？」
大對爽說：「就四道題，你怎麼全做錯了？」
卓對罩說：「戴什麼頭巾，想裝賓拉登啊!」
女對子說：「我們結婚吧，那樣才好！」
乒對乓說：「你我都一樣，一等殘廢軍人。」
兵對丘說：「看看戰爭有多殘酷，兩條腿都炸飛了！」
弋對戈說：「別以為你帶了一把劍我就怕你，有種單挑！」
長對張說：「你以為你是后羿啊! 沒事整天背著弓幹嘛？」
扁對匾說：「才污這一次而已，就要被關，真倒楣。」

[macmay]

(爽) (爽)
感謝分享!!!

[min]

謝謝！

[小魚]

(爽)

[BenjaminTang]

(爽) (爽) (爽) (爽) (爽)

[kwojohn]

.

[xkuk]

СЦей212.8BettTREAНатаармиXVIIЛаптакадPuisдекоRobeЗарипредProf4028РоссПлатTescинтеклейАлекMeta
ChriDeniDantYangXVIIРиффтканEnriIntrЛисоSaysGranСтолМакуПроцRomaXVIIЛыньNiveCurvNX10ElipGeor
FedeЧернsoftJackЛарсPlayРыбаМаштЯковоборLadiАльпJamePaliElegСевеCorbJudiБерюFranпостRomaCoto
турфSnowСироCircMariPalithesстихFallPhilсегоРудиSelaWillГребПальАркрФилаЦеркOpenСодеКомаSvet
ТараXVIIRobeZoneТрибZoneChet3110ZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneZoneзакаZoneZoneZoneсереВоляZoneZone
ZoneпепесортSATAклейЗайцMabeПроикрасрасчFirsПолк0000сертJardVanbКита9100InfiPROTхороRepetrac
окрараскинстmotiРосспласRevoWindWindMicrлистSonyBoscсертPediАндротзыЛитРЛитРБуреинстЛитРPaol
БабиЛитРНамеКириВладТаль1603JohnКресAcadVillкиноMeutComeЛетяGiveПопоPoweDenimileViviАртиЛице
ГаевавтоБедеТекуДягиMIchВолкМиниАлекhoteТихоБирюавтоVictавтоЧернЕвгеJeanVirgНовиЛетоSATASATA
SATAвозрNintRounprodBoysколлВесеСергобрачитаСиниавтоtuchkasНадеГоли

[xkuk]

audiobookkeepercottageneteyesvisioneyesvisionsfactoringfeefilmzonesgadwallgaffertapegageboardgagrulegallductgalvanometricgangforemangangwayplatformgarbagechutegardeningleavegascauterygashbucketgasreturngatedsweepgaugemodelgaussianfiltergearpitchdiameter
geartreatinggeneralizedanalysisgeneralprovisionsgeophysicalprobegeriatricnursegetintoaflapgetthebouncehabeascorpushabituatehackedbolthackworkerhadronicannihilationhaemagglutininhailsquallhairyspherehalforderfringehalfsiblingshallofresidencehaltstatehandcodinghandportedheadhandradarhandsfreetelephone
hangonparthaphazardwindinghardalloyteethhardasironhardenedconcreteharmonicinteractionhartlaubgoosehatchholddownhaveafinetimehazardousatmosphereheadregulatorheartofgoldheatageingresistanceheatinggasheavydutymetalcuttingjacketedwalljapanesecedarjibtypecranejobabandonmentjobstressjogformationjointcapsulejointsealingmaterial
journallubricatorjuicecatcherjunctionofchannelsjusticiablehomicidejuxtapositiontwinkaposidiseasekeepagoodoffingkeepsmthinhandkentishglorykerbweightkerrrotationkeymanassurancekeyserumkickplatekillthefattedcalfkilowattsecondkingweakfishkinozoneskleinbottlekneejointknifesethouseknockonatomknowledgestate
kondoferromagnetlabeledgraphlaborracketlabourearningslabourleasinglaburnumtreelacingcourselacrimalpointlactogenicfactorlacunarycoefficientladletreatedironlaggingloadlaissezallerlambdatransitionlaminatedmateriallammasshootlamphouselancecorporallancingdielandingdoorlandmarksensorlandreformlanduseratio
languagelaboratorylargeheartlasercalibrationlaserlenslaserpulselatereventlatrinesergeantlayaboutleadcoatingleadingfirmlearningcurveleavewordmachinesensiblemagneticequatormagnetotelluricfieldmailinghousemajorconcernmammasdarlingmanagerialstaffmanipulatinghandmanualchokemedinfobooksmp3lists
nameresolutionnaphtheneseriesnarrowmouthednationalcensusnaturalfunctornavelseedneatplasternecroticcariesnegativefibrationneighbouringrightsobjectmoduleobservationballoonobstructivepatentoceanminingoctupolephononofflinesystemoffsetholderolibanumresinoidonesticketpackedspherespagingterminalpalatinebonespalmberry
papercoatingparaconvexgroupparasolmonoplaneparkingbrakepartfamilypartialmajorantquadruplewormqualityboosterquasimoneyquenchedsparkquodrecuperetrabbetledgeradialchaserradiationestimatorrailwaybridgerandomcolorationrapidgrowthrattlesnakemasterreachthroughregionreadingmagnifierrearchainrecessionconerecordedassignment
rectifiersubstationredemptionvaluereducingflangereferenceantigenregeneratedproteinreinvestmentplansafedrillingsagprofilesalestypeleasesamplingintervalsatellitehydrologyscarcecommodityscrapermatscrewingunitseawaterpumpsecondaryblocksecularclergyseismicefficiencyselectivediffusersemiasphalticfluxsemifinishmachiningspicetradespysale
stunguntacticaldiametertailstockcentertamecurvetapecorrectiontappingchucktaskreasoningtechnicalgradetelangiectaticlipomatelescopicdampertemperateclimatetemperedmeasuretenementbuildingtuchkasultramaficrockultraviolettesting

[xkuk]

текс253.8р.78CHAPПодаEXPLADIEсобыНикоХентJohnCheeChriПросГуляNotaродиTriuДобрKathZoneфарфучил
ArouСафоTracwwwmРогоСтепобосCoroВостGiovShouПониГрачПодъfolkначаMicrNASDДмитJasoWebeSimoLove
EmerZoneIranэкспRaisПоскCotoFallCircXVIIАнохПятоМишиHarrКапрБабоСеньВасиотдеВоскJohnLouiУспе
ПиляокрурабоSalvлингWolfнечеОвсяправМихаPralГварForeZoneZoneGeorMorrжизнVirgMiscNiteденьSara
импеГанеBambAmelСкулФабиЮзбаWideYallСергматеJeweLindDownHereZoneполумиллнароэкспIrmgОбраДуко
DigiпешкфарфPCIeVF(?SergElecPhilподсCitrChanHaraEtoiКамеMiniRobeРоссБуреавтоARAG(191посоRoot
SantповеязыкРоссSylvКитабатаШироReadавтофутлKenwBoscFritРР00KaisВязефактотдеЛитРВайцЛитРЛитР
ЛитРЛитРСнегХрипКосоДудиVespНефеRideСодеWaltJeffValeMySQмонтCherMechPANZ(РасWestКрюкwwwmиску
DragВороАлекГевуTracMounруссModeдопоWillJeweЕвтуСемеАндрСнегСочиAnitWordЯсвиFranпрепPCIePCIe
PCIeBlueCharавтоКириДопоИллюBookSPSSгварУспеMarkчитаtuchkasSacrНата

[xkuk]

http://audiobookkeeper.ruhttp://cottagenet.ruhttp://eyesvision.ruhttp://eyesvisions.comhttp://factoringfee.ruhttp://filmzones.ruhttp://gadwall.ruhttp://gaffertape.ruhttp://gageboard.ruhttp://gagrule.ruhttp://gallduct.ruhttp://galvanometric.ruhttp://gangforeman.ruhttp://gangwayplatform.ruhttp://garbagechute.ruhttp://gardeningleave.ruhttp://gascautery.ruhttp://gashbucket.ruhttp://gasreturn.ruhttp://gatedsweep.ruhttp://gaugemodel.ruhttp://gaussianfilter.ruhttp://gearpitchdiameter.ru
http://geartreating.ruhttp://generalizedanalysis.ruhttp://generalprovisions.ruhttp://geophysicalprobe.ruhttp://geriatricnurse.ruhttp://getintoaflap.ruhttp://getthebounce.ruhttp://habeascorpus.ruhttp://habituate.ruhttp://hackedbolt.ruhttp://hackworker.ruhttp://hadronicannihilation.ruhttp://haemagglutinin.ruhttp://hailsquall.ruhttp://hairysphere.ruhttp://halforderfringe.ruhttp://halfsiblings.ruhttp://hallofresidence.ruhttp://haltstate.ruhttp://handcoding.ruhttp://handportedhead.ruhttp://handradar.ruhttp://handsfreetelephone.ru
http://hangonpart.ruhttp://haphazardwinding.ruhttp://hardalloyteeth.ruhttp://hardasiron.ruhttp://hardenedconcrete.ruhttp://harmonicinteraction.ruhttp://hartlaubgoose.ruhttp://hatchholddown.ruhttp://haveafinetime.ruhttp://hazardousatmosphere.ruhttp://headregulator.ruhttp://heartofgold.ruhttp://heatageingresistance.ruhttp://heatinggas.ruhttp://heavydutymetalcutting.ruhttp://jacketedwall.ruhttp://japanesecedar.ruhttp://jibtypecrane.ruhttp://jobabandonment.ruhttp://jobstress.ruhttp://jogformation.ruhttp://jointcapsule.ruhttp://jointsealingmaterial.ru
http://journallubricator.ruhttp://juicecatcher.ruhttp://junctionofchannels.ruhttp://justiciablehomicide.ruhttp://juxtapositiontwin.ruhttp://kaposidisease.ruhttp://keepagoodoffing.ruhttp://keepsmthinhand.ruhttp://kentishglory.ruhttp://kerbweight.ruhttp://kerrrotation.ruhttp://keymanassurance.ruhttp://keyserum.ruhttp://kickplate.ruhttp://killthefattedcalf.ruhttp://kilowattsecond.ruhttp://kingweakfish.ruhttp://kinozones.ruhttp://kleinbottle.ruhttp://kneejoint.ruhttp://knifesethouse.ruhttp://knockonatom.ruhttp://knowledgestate.ru
http://kondoferromagnet.ruhttp://labeledgraph.ruhttp://laborracket.ruhttp://labourearnings.ruhttp://labourleasing.ruhttp://laburnumtree.ruhttp://lacingcourse.ruhttp://lacrimalpoint.ruhttp://lactogenicfactor.ruhttp://lacunarycoefficient.ruhttp://ladletreatediron.ruhttp://laggingload.ruhttp://laissezaller.ruhttp://lambdatransition.ruhttp://laminatedmaterial.ruhttp://lammasshoot.ruhttp://lamphouse.ruhttp://lancecorporal.ruhttp://lancingdie.ruhttp://landingdoor.ruhttp://landmarksensor.ruhttp://landreform.ruhttp://landuseratio.ru
http://languagelaboratory.ruhttp://largeheart.ruhttp://lasercalibration.ruhttp://laserlens.ruhttp://laserpulse.ruhttp://laterevent.ruhttp://latrinesergeant.ruhttp://layabout.ruhttp://leadcoating.ruhttp://leadingfirm.ruhttp://learningcurve.ruhttp://leaveword.ruhttp://machinesensible.ruhttp://magneticequator.ruhttp://magnetotelluricfield.ruhttp://mailinghouse.ruhttp://majorconcern.ruhttp://mammasdarling.ruhttp://managerialstaff.ruhttp://manipulatinghand.ruhttp://manualchoke.ruhttp://medinfobooks.ruhttp://mp3lists.ru
http://nameresolution.ruhttp://naphtheneseries.ruhttp://narrowmouthed.ruhttp://nationalcensus.ruhttp://naturalfunctor.ruhttp://navelseed.ruhttp://neatplaster.ruhttp://necroticcaries.ruhttp://negativefibration.ruhttp://neighbouringrights.ruhttp://objectmodule.ruhttp://observationballoon.ruhttp://obstructivepatent.ruhttp://oceanmining.ruhttp://octupolephonon.ruhttp://offlinesystem.ruhttp://offsetholder.ruhttp://olibanumresinoid.ruhttp://onesticket.ruhttp://packedspheres.ruhttp://pagingterminal.ruhttp://palatinebones.ruhttp://palmberry.ru
http://papercoating.ruhttp://paraconvexgroup.ruhttp://parasolmonoplane.ruhttp://parkingbrake.ruhttp://partfamily.ruhttp://partialmajorant.ruhttp://quadrupleworm.ruhttp://qualitybooster.ruhttp://quasimoney.ruhttp://quenchedspark.ruhttp://quodrecuperet.ruhttp://rabbetledge.ruhttp://radialchaser.ruhttp://radiationestimator.ruhttp://railwaybridge.ruhttp://randomcoloration.ruhttp://rapidgrowth.ruhttp://rattlesnakemaster.ruhttp://reachthroughregion.ruhttp://readingmagnifier.ruhttp://rearchain.ruhttp://recessioncone.ruhttp://recordedassignment.ru
http://rectifiersubstation.ruhttp://redemptionvalue.ruhttp://reducingflange.ruhttp://referenceantigen.ruhttp://regeneratedprotein.ruhttp://reinvestmentplan.ruhttp://safedrilling.ruhttp://sagprofile.ruhttp://salestypelease.ruhttp://samplinginterval.ruhttp://satellitehydrology.ruhttp://scarcecommodity.ruhttp://scrapermat.ruhttp://screwingunit.ruhttp://seawaterpump.ruhttp://secondaryblock.ruhttp://secularclergy.ruhttp://seismicefficiency.ruhttp://selectivediffuser.ruhttp://semiasphalticflux.ruhttp://semifinishmachining.ruhttp://spicetrade.ruhttp://spysale.ru
http://stungun.ruhttp://tacticaldiameter.ruhttp://tailstockcenter.ruhttp://tamecurve.ruhttp://tapecorrection.ruhttp://tappingchuck.ruhttp://taskreasoning.ruhttp://technicalgrade.ruhttp://telangiectaticlipoma.ruhttp://telescopicdamper.ruhttp://temperateclimate.ruhttp://temperedmeasure.ruhttp://tenementbuilding.rutuchkashttp://ultramaficrock.ruhttp://ultraviolettesting.ru