笑話分享(197) --- 老主顧！又見到你啦！

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王太太想養隻寵物，在先生與孩子不在家的時候，可以陪伴她。
考慮良久之後，覺得鸚鵡最符合她的需要。因為鸚鵡不像貓狗，
需要花時間照顧，而且鸚鵡還會說話。
有天她逛街的時候，在鳥店看上一隻綠色鸚鵡，於是向店家問價錢。
老闆說只要500塊錢。她覺得太便宜了，當場買下。
付錢之前，老闆說：「我得先告訴妳，那隻鳥曾在妓院裡待過，有時
會說些不雅的話。」
王太太超喜歡這隻鸚鵡，根本不在乎牠的過去，就買了下來。

回到家中，她把鳥籠放在客廳裡，迫不及待的等著牠說話。
鸚鵡環視了一下四周環境，看了看牠的新主人，然後說：
「新妓院、新老鴇。」
她嚇了一跳。想想之後，覺得也沒什麼大不了的。

傍晚她的兩個女兒放學回家，鸚鵡直盯著她們看，突然說道：
「新妓院、新老鴇、新妓女！」
起先兩個女兒也嚇了一大跳，但之後，馬上就和媽媽一起大笑了起來。

晚上孩子的爸爸下班回來了。
鸚鵡看看他、看看王太太和她的女兒說：
「新妓院、新老鴇、新妓女、老主顧！嗨! 老王，又見到你啦！」

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哈哈！

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