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(A)
一對視錢如命的有錢夫婦包飛機去觀光。
駕駛員一向自豪自己的駕駛技術，吹噓說:
「你們搭我的飛機，如果全程沒有驚叫，租金我可以免費。」
這對夫婦一想可以省錢，馬上就答應。
飛行途中駕駛員使出渾身解數，多次讓飛機急速下降，或
翻了好多個筋斗，卻不聞後方發出一次聲響。
落地後駕駛員氣餒的轉頭向後方說:「你們真是厲害。」
只聽先生說:「嘿嘿，認輸了吧! 我跟你說，剛剛我老婆撞昏時，
我差點叫了出來。」


(B)比壞事更糟的~~~
(1) 好事：你老婆不再跟你說話了
壞事：她想離婚
比壞事更糟的：她是律師

(2) 好事：你兒子終於長大了
壞事：他搞上隔壁的太太
比壞事更糟的：你也是

(3) 好事：你老公總算懂得流行
壞事：原來他有變裝癖
比壞事更糟的：他看起來比妳漂亮

(4) 好事：你女兒終於找到工作
壞事：她在當應召女郎
比壞事更糟的：你同事是她的大客戶
大糟特糟的：她賺的錢比你多

(5) 好事：你兒子願意待在房間裏用功
壞事：你在他房間裏發現色情DVD
比壞事更糟的：你在DVD裏

[jy5358]

第二則好好笑
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哈哈！

[huangjauwen]

很好笑!!

[a4610]

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[kwojohn]

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[BenjaminTang]

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