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(1)
阿旺到了泰國旅遊, 第一件事就是想買椰子汁喝,
因為台灣的椰子汁太貴了。
他碰到的第一家店, 椰子標示一個泰幣25元。
阿旺心想太便宜, 就買了三個一口氣喝了。
這時導遊走到他身邊, 告訴他少喝一些, 當心椰子越喝火氣越大。
阿旺心想: 騙肖ㄝ! 椰子越喝越退火才對。
之後, 他沿著商店街逛去, 果然火氣越來越大。
第二家店椰子一個20元
第三家店椰子一個15元
第四家店椰子一個10元
第五家店開幕大優惠椰子一個5元

(2)
數學教授給妻子發了一封E-mail：
妳該知道，54歲的妳已經無法滿足我的要求。因此，
當妳看到這封信的時候，請不要生氣。我將與18歲的
女秘書去喜來登飯店，可能下半夜才能回去。

當教授到達飯店，也收到了一封E-mail：
你也54歲了，當你收到這封E-mail的時候，我正與一個
18歲的小夥子在希爾頓飯店。既然你是數學家，應該非常
清楚，18歲的他和54歲的你，哪個會堅持更久; 所以，
晚上不用等我回來啦!

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會氣死喔！

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