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[TCL]

(1)
一架載著兩百多名乘客的飛機，平穩地飛行在高空。
這時，廣播裏傳來機長愉快的聲音：「女士，先生們! 我是機長，
歡迎各位搭乘本航班，我想告訴大家的是……啊! 天哪!!」
機長發出恐怖的叫聲後，廣播裏就沒有聲音了。

所有的乘客都嚇壞了，連空姐也害怕得說不出話來。
過了一會，廣播終於又響了，還是機長：「女士，先生們! 對不起，
方才讓大家受驚了。這裡確實發生了一個小小的意外，但不是飛機。
服務員給我倒咖啡的時候，不小心把咖啡撒在我的襯衣上，我的襯衣
都濕透了!」

這時，機艙裏響起一個乘客充滿怒氣的抱怨聲：「襯衫濕了算什麼，
你看看我的褲襠!」

(2)
小王晚上在酒吧邂逅一女人, 雖然已年過50，依然風韻猶存。
他們天南地北聊著，偶而也打情罵俏，談得十分投機。
她突然溫柔的抓住小王的手，用深情的眼神望著他問：
「試過『母女雙飛』嗎？」
小王先一驚，後一喜說：「沒....沒...沒試過...」
他們又喝了一會酒，她說：「今天算你走運了哦! 走吧!」
小王開心的暗地吞下一顆藍色小藥丸。
於是她領著小王去到她家，打開門，開了燈進入客廳。
女人朝樓上問了一句：「媽! 妳還醒著嗎？」

[kwojohn]

(怕怕)

[chouhj543]

(爽)

[min]

嚇死人囉。

[BenjaminTang]

(爽) (爽) (爽) (爽) (爽)

[jy5358]

第二則好....笑 (怕怕) (爽)

[macmay]

(害羞扭扭) (害羞扭扭) (害羞扭扭)
(爽) (爽) (爽)

[Rafael Wang]

呵呵呵

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