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[TCL]

(1)
醫院產房中, 醫師正在為產後的孕婦修補會陰.
他問在一旁幫忙的女實習醫師：
「妳知道人體皮膚血管分佈最豐富的地方在那裡?」
女實習醫師一時羞紅了臉, 笑而不答.
醫師說：「這就對了, 就是臉部.」

(2)
小王在台北工作, 自己租了間套房.
他有失眠的毛病, 常常搞到很晚才迷迷糊糊睡著,
醒來時經常鬧鐘響鈴已過, 趕不上上班時間, 老闆甚為不悅.
有一日他決定去診所請醫師開助眠藥, 當晚吃了爬上床便睡.
這一次沒到鬧鐘響就醒了. 他高高興興地起床, 吃過早餐,
便從從容容上班去了.
見了老闆就說：「老闆早! 我今天沒有遲到哦!」
老闆說：「很好, 但是小王, 你昨天為甚麼沒來?」

[min]

哈哈！

[victorvictorvict]

[quote="TCL"](1)
醫院產房中, 醫師正在為產後的孕婦修補會陰.
他問在一旁幫忙的女實習醫師：
「妳知道人體皮膚血管分佈最豐富的地方在那裡?」
女實習醫師一時羞紅了臉, 笑而不答.
醫師說：「這就對了, 就是臉部.」




請教北客大
(皮膚血管分佈最豐富的地方在那裡?」
真的是臉部(唇?)??

[chouhj543]

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[kwojohn]

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好笑，頂上來
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