笑話分享(115) --- 醫療篇(V)

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(1)
小陳從小就擔心晚上睡覺時，有人會躲在床底下，現在成人了還是一樣。
他決定去看心理醫師，他跟醫師說：「每晚上床睡覺時，總是擔心有人
躲在我的床底下，我困擾得快發瘋了。」
醫師說：「放心的交給我解決吧！ 每週來我診所三次，只要一年時間，
一定可以找出原因，根除你的恐懼。」
小陳問：「看診費用多少？」
醫生說：「每次 500 元。」
小陳說：「我回去考慮看看。」
半年後醫生在街上遇到小陳：「怎麼沒到我診所來治療你的恐懼症？」
小陳說：「是這樣的，一次 500元，每週三次，一年要7萬8千多元，
沒想到，我只花了300 元，一位酒保就趕走了我的恐懼。」
醫生面帶疑惑的問道：「真的？ 酒保怎麼治癒你的恐懼？」
小陳說：「他告訴我，把床腳鋸掉，就不會有人躲到你床底下了。」

(2)
中國西部大開發，許多鄉下小夥子進城打工，
看到街上穿著大膽火辣的女孩，不禁想入非非。
一位十多歲的小子忽然覺得跨下難受無比，就近找了一家私人診所。
大夫看他傻呼呼，就說：「腫了，打針吃藥！」於是給他打了鎮靜劑。
次日，跨下又脹痛，他到同家診所。這天大夫不在，他老婆幫忙看。
一小時後，大夫回來了，小子高興的迎上去說：「謝謝你們不收錢！」
大夫問 :「怎麼回事？」小子接著說：「那位女大夫醫術真高明，
不打針不吃藥，不但消了腫，連膿都弄出來了！」

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