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[TCL]

(1)不如不幫
在郵局大廳內，一位老太太走到一個中年人跟前，客氣地說：
「先生，請幫我在明信片上寫上地址好嗎？」
「當然可以。」中年人按老人的要求做了。
老太太又說：「再幫我寫上一小段話，好嗎？謝謝！」
「好吧!」中年人照老太太的話寫好後，微笑著問道：
「還有什麼要幫忙的嗎？」
「嗯! 還有一件小事。」老太太看著明信片說，
「幫我在下面再加一句：字跡潦草，敬請原諒。」

(2)保險套
一位身材婀娜的妙齡女郎第一次到藥房買保險套。
老闆問:「妳要買那一個size，大 ? 中 ? 小 ?」
女郎莫名其妙說 :「啊! 那也昏 size 哦?」
老闆 :「 素啊! 否則不安全呢! 妳大概形容一下偶就知多大了。」
女郎歪著頭想了很久。
最後慢慢張開口說:「啊.....大概就這麼大。」

(3)自動吸乳器
一名年輕人, 自慰成性.
有次去逛百貨公司, 在嬰兒用品部看到銷售小姐正在推銷自動吸乳器.
他心想, 用這個自慰一定很棒. 於是買了一台.
回家後, 他把東西插到吸乳管內, 開始自慰.
剛開始感覺還不錯. 可是不久, 年輕人發現他的東西拔不出來.
他急忙打電話問銷售小姐:「怎麼辦? 硬是拔不出來?」
銷售小姐:「我們無能為力, 不過它吸滿300cc後會自動停下來!」

[kwojohn]

(爽)

[min]

(爽) 好笑！

[lupin]

300CC大概幾次？

[小魚]

(爽)

[Felix]

撒泡尿不就好囉 (爽)

[lupin]

撒泡尿不就好囉 (爽)

機器顯示：「抱歉，尿液濃度不符合要求，無法列入計算」

[chouhj543]

(樂奔)

[TCL]

撒泡尿不就好囉 (爽)

在這種情況下還尿得出來我佩服你 !!

[BenjaminTang]

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[jy5358]

300CC大概幾次？

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