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[TCL]

(1)
有一個人獨自在森林中冒險, 突然發現自己被食人族包圍.
於是他就對著天空大喊:[上帝救救我, 我死定了.]

突然天空出現一道光芒!
傳來了一個聲音: [那還不一定, 你現在揀起地上一顆大石頭把帶頭
酋長砸死.]

於是那個人就撿起一顆大石頭, 狠狠的把帶頭的酋長砸死.
一時族人都呆立原地不敢置信, 接著怒視相向....

這時天上又傳來一個聲音.........

[現在你才死定了!]

(2)
新婚之夜，某人對新娘發誓道：
[親愛的，我將愛妳一生一世， 如果我做了對妳不忠之事，
願接受上帝的懲罰.]

婚後不久，某人就做出了背叛妻子的事情，卻一直平平安安.

終於有一天，此人在海上遇到了風暴，他記起了自己的誓言，
忙跪在甲板上大聲祈禱：[上帝呀! 雖然我罪不可恕，但請您看在
滿船其他無辜旅客的份上, 暫且饒恕我吧!]
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[什麼無辜!] 空中傳來疲憊的聲音，[你以為這些年來我在閒著？
湊滿這一船人那麼容易嗎？]

[monyan]

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[kwojohn]

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