笑話分享(15)

[TCL]

(1)
某人因為在公開場合罵一位貴婦<母狗>, 被貴婦告上法庭.
[你太粗魯了.] 法官說: [你必須在庭上公開向這位夫人道歉,
否則就把你關起來.]
[我可以道歉, 但是請問法官.] 某人說: [我不能稱這位夫人母狗
, 但是改天我遇上真正的母狗, 能不能稱牠為夫人呢? ]
法官想了想笑著說: [你要發神經是你的事, 那當然可以.]
[好極了!] 某人立刻向貴婦一鞠躬: [對不起! 夫人 !]

(2)
換妻
餐館外一個男人彎著腰往外閃躲, 差點撞到一個往裡走的客人.
[你在躲甚麼啊?] 那客人問.
[我情婦和太太居然坐在一起喝茶.] 往外躲的男人說: [我快閃
為妙!]
新進來的客人笑笑往裡看, 發現偌大的餐館只有一桌客人, 坐了
兩位女士. 但是再仔細看, 也大吃一驚:
[糟了!! 我太太和情婦也在裡面.]

(3)
一位美女穿比基尼游泳時，泳褲不小心丟失，但是美女本人不知道，以致上岸後春光暴露，眾男人齊視。
她發現後，趕緊把池邊一塊板拿來遮羞，眾男人開始偷笑。
她一看板子上面寫道：此處危險，深二米！
她趕忙丟掉板子，再隨手拿另一塊，眾男人大笑。她急看：只限男性出入！
她又羞、又氣拿最後一塊板子來遮，眾男人笑翻了。她一看立刻昏倒，板子上寫著：耶誕節期間免費。

祝各位大大耶誕佳節快樂!

[monyan]

(爽)

[macmay]

(爽) (爽) (幸福御守) (幸福御守)
感謝!!!太好笑了!!!!

[kwojohn]

(想入非非)

[Greenling]

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