你是病人，你開了什麼刀，為什麼開刀，一問三不知？

[pipo]

今天一個中年婦女，頸部帶著頸箍來門診，
我這裡不是神外，也不是骨科，想當然爾
她不是因為頸部的問題來這裡看診的

問題是
她說，她的脖子開了兩次刀，
問她，你開了什麼刀？為什麼開刀？
她支支吾吾個老半天講不出來
我有點想罵人
動頸部這樣的大刀，你連為何開刀都不清楚就開刀
是打算開完刀有併發症就告人嗎 ？

在此奉勸外科的同業
如果你的病患，不管是急刀或排刀，
建議都要病患跟家屬，除了同意書之外，
要把病名、術式、併發症機率，全部背起來，並且錄音存檔

沒有背起來，就不開刀
免得開完刀隨時被討三千萬的誠意

[auricle]

應該採考試制 , 沒考到100分的不得被開刀..... (爽)

[desktop]

阿婆哪記得住,有些連字都不會寫 （賊）

[壞人卡]

阿婆哪記得住,有些連字都不會寫 （賊）

[hsu]

今天一個中年婦女，頸部帶著頸箍來門診，
我這裡不是神外，也不是骨科，想當然爾
她不是因為頸部的問題來這裡看診的

問題是
她說，她的脖子開了兩次刀，
問她，你開了什麼刀？為什麼開刀？
她支支吾吾個老半天講不出來
我有點想罵人
動頸部這樣的大刀，你連為何開刀都不清楚就開刀
是打算開完刀有併發症就告人嗎 ？

在此奉勸外科的同業
如果你的病患，不管是急刀或排刀，
建議都要病患跟家屬，除了同意書之外，
要把病名、術式、併發症機率，全部背起來，並且錄音存檔

沒有背起來，就不開刀
免得開完刀隨時被討三千萬的誠意

基本上
患者跟家屬一定做不到
但是醫師一定要做的是
解釋病情跟簽同意書一定要錄音(最好還錄影)存檔
要有人證
最後還要問你們有沒有問題或是不懂的要問
沒有
好
收工

[kwojohn]

[DR.HSU]

在哪家醫院開的刀?
長庚.
哪位醫師幫你開的?
哇毋哉啦.

開刀成功.病人會感謝誰?
開壞了或不滿意.誰會被告?

[chienchun]

在哪家醫院開的刀?
長庚.
哪位醫師幫你開的?
哇毋哉啦.

開刀成功.病人會感謝誰?
開壞了或不滿意.誰會被告?

答案好可怕！ (怕怕) (怕怕)

[jderek]

真的是身表同感

替她開刀醫師的名字不知道也就算了
竟然為什麼開刀的原因也講不出來••••
真的很扯啊 (石化)

[Nicholas]

什麼病不知
開刀原因不知
開什麼刀不知
併發症不知

手術不成功要提告 知道!
要告誰? 不必知道 法院會找
要賠多少? 不必知道 越多越好
要不要找律師? 不必 自訴省錢

[image]

有個問題 怎知醫師沒跟病人或家屬詳細解釋或錄音呢?(阿婆記得起來嗎?) 按常理 沒詳細解釋 病人家屬怎會願意讓她開第二次?

[hsu]

剛剛一個疑似結石患者的病史陳述

我肚子痛去掛急診
就說結石要開刀ㄚ
結果開完刀也沒見到開刀傷口ㄚ
泌尿科醫師拿一個塑膠瓶子
在我面前搖一搖說有30+石頭
我也沒看清楚到底裡面有沒石頭
我哪知道到底是怎樣
後來回去複診又說要再開一次
然後又在裡面放管子
.................
(後面就有點不知所云了)

[smallant]

剛剛一個疑似結石患者的病史陳述

我肚子痛去掛急診
就說結石要開刀ㄚ
結果開完刀也沒見到開刀傷口ㄚ
泌尿科醫師拿一個塑膠瓶子
在我面前搖一搖說有30+石頭
我也沒看清楚到底裡面有沒石頭
我哪知道到底是怎樣
後來回去複診又說要再開一次
然後又在裡面放管子
.................
(後面就有點不知所云了)

用內視鏡夾的
要放double-J 管（指第二次）

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