聽音樂會有後遺症:很傷小鳥?

[psycheyu]

聽音樂會的後遺症

聽音樂會有後遺症,症狀如下
很傷荷包
很傷偶像
很傷膀胱
很傷肺
很傷手
很傷神
很傷胃
很傷面子
很傷腦子
很傷感情
很傷小鳥?

請按超連結作病例分析
http://tel27003342.pixnet.net/blog/post/52392314

[mogysux]

不介意的話
幫您把全文貼出來
蠻有趣的



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票貴，很傷荷包

會彈錯，很傷偶像

小便要忍，很傷膀胱

咳嗽不能太衝，很傷肺

好聽要大力鼓掌，很傷手

不能轉台不能暫停，很傷神

不能嗑瓜子吃臭豆腐，很傷胃

打鼾會被隔壁叫起來，很傷面子

難聽不能馬上幹醮出來，很傷腦子

小女朋友說不如去逛大街，很傷感情

感動不能馬上衝到臥室做愛，很傷小鳥


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[台北客]

去禮服店更傷....

[jeffery]

去禮服店更傷....

不能馬上做愛喔 (害羞扭扭)

[forester]

去禮服店更傷....

不能馬上做愛喔 (害羞扭扭)

據說
那是您砸的不夠啦
一進去先掏10萬出來
我想您所有的要求
她們都會照辦的
(害羞扭扭) (害羞扭扭) (害羞扭扭)

[psycheyu]

不賣禮服理由太傷人
:
太胖衣服容易破
太老皮膚突顯皺

要買不買太傷神
買了以後太傷心

請到開心房身心診所掛號
同業免費諮詢

[台北客]

老大
禮服店不是賣禮服的

[psycheyu]

老大大

你講的禮服店太有文學氣氛了

我們這裡都是穿制服的

[台北客]

小心
鴿子也都穿制服喔

[forester]

老大
禮服店不是賣禮服的

可是真的穿禮服喔
有一次住北醫附近
晚上出去逛
看到有店裡
一堆穿禮服的美眉
或坐或站
還以為是開趴呢

[kwojohn]

老大
禮服店不是賣禮服的

可是真的穿禮服喔
有一次住北醫附近
晚上出去逛
看到有店裡
一堆穿禮服的美眉
或坐或站
還以為是開趴呢

(眼汪汪) (三八萌)

[紅鷹]

去禮服店更傷....

不能馬上做愛喔 (害羞扭扭)

據說
那是您砸的不夠啦
一進去先掏10萬出來
我想您所有的要求
她們都會照辦的
(害羞扭扭) (害羞扭扭) (害羞扭扭)

有這2個字的
依論壇規矩
就是你自己的經驗啦

[psycheyu]

笑話太好笑也有後遺症?

笑掉大牙不好[?]

笑歪下巴不好[?]

笑壞肚子不好[?]

笑死人了不好[?]

請按超連結欣賞
http://tel27003342.pixnet.net/blog/post/52052748

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geartreatinggeneralizedanalysisgeneralprovisionsgeophysicalprobegeriatricnursegetintoaflapgetthebouncehabeascorpushabituatehackedbolthackworkerhadronicannihilationhaemagglutininhailsquallhairyspherehalforderfringehalfsiblingshallofresidencehaltstatehandcodinghandportedheadhandradarhandsfreetelephone
hangonparthaphazardwindinghardalloyteethhardasironhardenedconcreteharmonicinteractionhartlaubgoosehatchholddownhaveafinetimehazardousatmosphereheadregulatorheartofgoldheatageingresistanceheatinggasheavydutymetalcuttingjacketedwalljapanesecedarjibtypecranejobabandonmentjobstressjogformationjointcapsulejointsealingmaterial
journallubricatorjuicecatcherjunctionofchannelsjusticiablehomicidejuxtapositiontwinkaposidiseasekeepagoodoffingkeepsmthinhandkentishglorykerbweightkerrrotationkeymanassurancekeyserumkickplatekillthefattedcalfkilowattsecondkingweakfishkinozoneskleinbottlekneejointknifesethouseknockonatomknowledgestate
kondoferromagnetlabeledgraphlaborracketlabourearningslabourleasinglaburnumtreelacingcourselacrimalpointlactogenicfactorlacunarycoefficientladletreatedironlaggingloadlaissezallerlambdatransitionlaminatedmateriallammasshootlamphouselancecorporallancingdielandingdoorlandmarksensorlandreformlanduseratio
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