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A stark naked ,drunk woman jumped into an empty taxi.

The driver just stared at her and made no attempt to start the engine.

'' What,s wrong,love ?? " the woman asked.

'' Haven,t you ever seen naked woman before ?? ''

''I am not staring at you.That wouldn,t be proper,'' he replied.
'' Honestly ,I,m thinking to myself ; where is the woman keeping the money to pay me.''

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Jack tells Mick he is thinking of buying a labrador.

'' Don,t be daft , '' says Mick,'' have you seen how many of their owners go blind ?? ''

While my husband and I were busy choosing an air-conditioner to buy

in the store,our 6 year old son was wandering around when he spotted a

very inviting spa bed.

We overheard the saleslady say to him,''Do you know what,s written

there?? It says ''Thank you for not sitting.''

He answered innocently,
''Yes I know . That,s why I am lying down.''.