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[TCL]

(1)
司機問乘客：「去哪? 」
客說：「生命的盡頭。」
司機不解，又問：「何處是生命的盡頭。」
客說：「操! 火葬場都不知道！」
司機不悅，罵道：「多虧去生命盡頭，要是去生命源頭，還得開往你媽的B呢！」

(2)
老師在課堂上教導學生如何有禮貌的說話?
她先提出一個問題：「如果你和女孩一起吃晚餐，突然想上廁所該怎們說?」
小白想了一下說：「我去撒個尿就來。」
老師說：「這是粗魯不禮貌的說法，小黃你怎麼說?」
小黃：「不好意思，我想去一下廁所，馬上就回來。」
老師：「嗯，有好一點，但是餐桌上還是避免說廁所。小黑，你昵 ?」
小黑徐徐說道：「親愛的，請容我離開一下，我必須去和一個好朋友握個手，
並盼望晚餐後能夠介紹給妳認識認識。」

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