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一對夫婦,把他們的閨房樂事取了個代號--晚餐。
有一天,先生回到家看見老婆光著身子在房間跑步,
問道:「妳在幹嘛?」
老婆回答:「我在幫你熱晚餐。」
又有一天,先生回家發現老婆光著身子躺在床上,
問道:「妳這又在幹嘛?」
老婆氣吁吁地說:「我在偷吃你的晚餐。」
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爸爸和兒子一起洗澡。
兒子說:「爸爸! 為什麼你的GG那麼大,我的那麼小?」
爸爸說:「因為我比較聰明,你比較笨嘛!」
但爸爸怕兒子自卑,又說:「沒關係,長大後你就會變聰明了!」
有一天,他們一家去海灘玩水。
爸爸上完廁所回來,只見兒子不見老婆,就問兒子:「媽媽呢?」
兒子說:「剛剛有一個人,本來笨笨的,看到媽媽後,突然變得很聰明,
媽媽就跟他走了。」
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一對夫婦,把他們的閨房樂事取了個代號--晚餐。
有一天,先生回到家看見老婆光著身子在房間跑步,
問道:「妳在幹嘛?」
老婆回答:「我在幫你熱晚餐。」
又有一天,先生回家發現老婆光著身子躺在床上,
問道:「妳這又在幹嘛?」
老婆氣吁吁地說:「剛剛經理來找你,家中沒什麼好招待的,我請他吃頓晚餐。」
有一天,先生回到家看見老婆光著身子在房間跑步,
問道:「妳在幹嘛?」
老婆回答:「我在幫你熱晚餐。」
又有一天,先生回家發現老婆光著身子躺在床上,
問道:「妳這又在幹嘛?」
老婆氣吁吁地說:「剛剛經理來找你,家中沒什麼好招待的,我請他吃頓晚餐。」
把你打醒...都沒米下鍋了. 還想養狗!
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