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司機問乘客:「去哪? 」
客說:「生命的盡頭。」
司機不解,又問:「何處是生命的盡頭。」
客說:「操! 火葬場都不知道!」
司機不悅,罵道:「多虧去生命盡頭,要是去生命源頭,還得開往你媽的B呢!」
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老師在課堂上教導學生如何有禮貌的說話?
她先提出一個問題:「如果你和女孩一起吃晚餐,突然想上廁所該怎們說?」
小白想了一下說:「我去撒個尿就來。」
老師說:「這是粗魯不禮貌的說法,小黃你怎麼說?」
小黃:「不好意思,我想去一下廁所,馬上就回來。」
老師:「嗯,有好一點,但是餐桌上還是避免說廁所。小黑,你昵 ?」
小黑徐徐說道:「親愛的,請容我離開一下,我必須去和一個好朋友握個手,
並盼望晚餐後能夠介紹給妳認識認識。」
司機問乘客:「去哪? 」
客說:「生命的盡頭。」
司機不解,又問:「何處是生命的盡頭。」
客說:「操! 火葬場都不知道!」
司機不悅,罵道:「多虧去生命盡頭,要是去生命源頭,還得開往你媽的B呢!」
(2)
老師在課堂上教導學生如何有禮貌的說話?
她先提出一個問題:「如果你和女孩一起吃晚餐,突然想上廁所該怎們說?」
小白想了一下說:「我去撒個尿就來。」
老師說:「這是粗魯不禮貌的說法,小黃你怎麼說?」
小黃:「不好意思,我想去一下廁所,馬上就回來。」
老師:「嗯,有好一點,但是餐桌上還是避免說廁所。小黑,你昵 ?」
小黑徐徐說道:「親愛的,請容我離開一下,我必須去和一個好朋友握個手,
並盼望晚餐後能夠介紹給妳認識認識。」
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