醫聲論壇

再來貼個笑話......
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事情是這樣的
今天下午剛回家
我跟我媽賴在沙發上看超級金頭腦
剛好看到有個參賽的醫生叫Eason
就突然對我媽的英文名字很好奇...


我：媽，為什麼妳英文名字叫Jane啊？

媽：因為我名字裡有一個字是「珍」阿
（對！我媽本名叫「張蕙珍」。）

我：這很多人叫耶
那為什麼不選張（Chang）或蕙（Hui）

媽：那妳幫我取一個，我就用一輩子!
（當下有兩秒鐘感動）

我：好、我來想!


在我絞盡腦汁、努力跟腦中的英文名字海奮鬥時


這個三八媽突然大喊：
啊!!!!我知道了!!!!!!































我要叫where（蕙兒）!!!!!!!
我要叫where（蕙兒）!!!!!!!!
我要叫where（蕙兒）!!!!!!!!!

....我整個笑到大崩潰
這女子竟然取這種自以為很甜蜜的名字
哈哈哈哈

我：媽、你知道那是什麼意思嗎!!!!!妳知道嗎!!!!!!!!(大笑拍桌)

媽：我知道啊!!!我還會拼勒

我：.....那妳還亂取!!!!!!!哈哈哈哈哈哈

(爽) 乾脆叫 "Where 髒" ... (爽)

好笑，謝謝你。

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