Houseisms 豪斯語錄
"Everybody lies." 
"I don't ask why patients lie, I just assume they all do."
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
"Everybody does stupid things, it shouldn't cost them everything they want in life."
"We treat it. If he gets better we know that we're right."
"Tests take time. Treatment's quicker."
"I take risks, sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die, so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math."
"If he gets better, I'm right, if he dies, you're right."
"The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth."
"If it works, we're right. If he dies, it was something else."
"The most successful marriages are based on lies."
"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."
"The treatments don't always work. Symptoms never lie."
