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笑話分享(460)

發表於 : 週四 6月 11, 2015 3:00 pm
TCL
(1)
「為什麼要拒絕我?」女孩盛氣淩人地說道。
他掃了面前女孩一眼,淡然開口:「我們不合適。」
「哪兒不合適了,我改還不成嗎?」
她用那雙漂亮的杏仁大眼,一臉虔誠地看著學長。
他被女孩毫無顧忌的眼神,盯得實在是沒了法子,
只好咬咬牙,說:「性別。」
女孩一聽,興奮地掏出手機:「喂!哥,我就說了你有戲!」

(2)
一對情侶正在散步。突然衝出一名女子指著他們大罵:
「沒良心的,你答應過要照顧我一輩子啊!」
男的呆了:「我不認識妳啊!」
然後轉頭向女朋友解釋說:「我真的不認識她!」
女友沈默。男的慌了,罵那女子:「妳想當第三者想瘋了啊!」
那女子哭著對男的說:「你才是第三者!」

(3)
老趙的老婆是位刁蠻任性的人。
這天老婆又哭鬧著,要老趙買名牌包包給她。
老趙抬手就是一耳光對她喝道:「還要不要?」
她看了老趙一眼繼續大哭大鬧,老趙心一狠,連續扇了十個耳光喝道:
「還要不要?」
終於在老趙的堅持下,老婆不再哭鬧了。
老趙看著這頭被他制服的母老虎,摸了摸自己早已紅腫的臉笑了。

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發表於 : 週六 6月 13, 2015 4:07 pm
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好老趙!!

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