醫聲論壇

(1)黃瓜的好處！

01.根據統計,小黃瓜的平均長度是13.5公分.

02.小黃瓜放很多天都不會軟.

03.小黃瓜不會在乎自己的尺寸.

04.小黃瓜不會在乎你賺的錢比它多.

05.小黃瓜總是保持六點, 而不是六點半.

06.挑選小黃瓜時,很容易就看出它是軟是硬.

07.小黃瓜不會又急又緊張.

08.小黃瓜不會在乎今天是這個月的第幾天.

09.你不需要對小黃瓜說你很抱歉.

10.使用小黃瓜不需要跑藥房.

11.當你餓的時候可以把小黃瓜吃下去.

12.小黃瓜從不問:"怎麼樣?" "我的表現還好嗎?" "有沒有來?"...

13.你可以很容易地把小黃瓜藏在冰箱裡.

14.不管你年紀多大, 你都可以找到新鮮的小黃瓜.

15.你可以從任何一端開始吃小黃瓜.

16.小黃瓜不會喜歡比較大小.

17.小黃瓜天生就有顆粒.

18.小黃瓜的size可以隨自己的高興更換.


(2)新婚頭四夜

古代憑媒說之言結婚的夫妻，頭四夜睡覺像四個字:

第一夜像‘非’字，羞羞答答，所以背向而臥。
第二夜像‘羽’字，新郎畢竟臉皮較厚。
第三夜像‘臼’字，新娘不像頭兩夜那麼害羞了。
第四夜像‘日’字，左右上下密不通風，足證明纏綿悱惻。

19. 小黃瓜很便宜

20. 小黃瓜沒長毛

21. 小黃瓜沒有腥味

22. 不必叫小黃瓜去洗澡

(我不依)

TCL 寫:新婚頭四夜

古代憑媒說之言結婚的夫妻，頭四夜睡覺像四個字:

第一夜像‘非’字，羞羞答答，所以背向而臥。
第二夜像‘羽’字，新郎畢竟臉皮較厚。
第三夜像‘臼’字，新娘不像頭兩夜那麼害羞了。
第四夜像‘日’字，左右上下密不通風，足證明纏綿悱惻。

腥倌説得妙

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