醫聲論壇

(1)有趣的車牌號碼

一位小姐的車牌
YA-5438
耶..我是三八

有一定年齡車主的車牌
LKK-945
LKK~就是我
SPP-945
SPP~就是我

一位美女的車牌
QK-5000

一位車子常被刮的車牌號碼
GY-0857......
機歪-你爸有錢.........

(2)
愛爾蘭小村莊的神父養了一隻公雞。
有一天他發現雞不見了，懷疑是村民偷去鬥雞。
第二天正好是禮拜天，於是做禮拜時神父問前來參加的村民：
「你們有沒有人有雞雞？」
所有的男人都舉起手。
「不對! 不對!」神父有點難為情，趕緊改口說：
「我不是那個意思。我是說有誰看到過雞？」
老實的村民以為神父不好意思再說雞雞，而用雞代替。
於是所有的女人都舉起手。
「不是! 不是!」神父說：「我不是那個意思，我是說有誰看過不屬於自己的雞？」
一半的女人舉起了手
「不對! 不對!」神父說：「也許我應該換個方式問。有沒有人看到過我的雞？」
所有詩班的小男孩都舉起了手。

(爽) (爽) (爽)

好笑，謝謝你。

(爽) (爽) (爽)

(爽) (爽) (爽)
真的好笑

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