醫聲論壇

(1)
二次大戰如火如荼，將軍為了激勵士氣到了前線。
「情況怎樣？」將軍問。
士兵說：「報告將軍！前方100公尺的石堆中有一個狙擊手，
不過他的槍法很爛，這幾天開了好多槍，都沒有打到人。」
將軍聽完便問：「既然發現狙擊手，為什麼不把他幹掉？」
士兵說：「報告將軍！不好吧，難道您要讓他們換一個比較準的嗎？」

(2)
公車上，一位女孩對著一位手腳不老實的先生大罵：「色狼！」
這位先生顯得委屈，立即反駁。雙方開始互罵。
女孩罵道：「你是大色狼，從小就是色狼，你媽生你出來的時候，
你都不忘要回頭看一眼。」
全車頓時鴉雀無聲，隨之發出爆笑。
這位先生被罵以後，張著嘴，一句話都說不出來。
確實，這罵真是千古絕罵，乘客想那位先應該收口了。
這時突聽這位先生大聲罵到：「妳才色呢！妳還在妳媽肚子裏，
就一天看你爸三回！」
乘客聽後，爆笑如雷，心想真他媽的棋逢對手不相上下。

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