醫聲論壇

(1)
小明的姑媽年紀不小，有一次他去看她，她戴著帽子來開門。
小明有點意外，問她：「妳要出門？」
她回答說：「不是。每次有人來，我都戴上帽子，如果是不想見的人，
就說正好要外出；是你的話，就說剛剛進門。」


(2)
某天中午，小李在公司附近的自助餐用餐。
他生性節檢，只選2、3樣菜共40元。
他坐下來才吃幾口，旁邊就來了位胖子。
胖子餐盤裡的菜，有雞腿、炸排骨、滷蛋… 一大堆菜。
胖子似乎很餓，狼吞虎嚥吃得很快，一下子就站起來走了。
小李看到胖子的餐盤吃得很乾淨，唯獨那塊炸排骨一口都沒動。
心裡正在納悶，收餐盤的歐巴桑已經來到隔桌。
小李心想別浪費，就伸手快速把那塊排骨夾過來，馬上咬一口。
「哇! 真好吃!」小李正感到一陣滿足，
卻見那位胖子手裡拿著一碗白飯，滿臉驚訝的望著小李。

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某君赴宴遲到。
匆忙入座後，抬頭一看，烤乳豬就在面前。
大為高興脫口而出：「還算好，我坐在乳豬的旁邊。」
話剛說完，才發現身旁一位胖女士怒目相視。
他急忙陪著笑臉說：「對不起! 我是說那隻烤好了的。」

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