醫聲論壇

最近真的好累
真想遠離現在的工作
真羨慕街角擦皮鞋的老伯
有一技之長真好！

很多人瞧不起幹我們這行的
認為我們只須『一舉之勞』就有錢可賺
可能你也這麼認為吧！
講幾個我的親身經驗
希望你能體會我們的痛苦與感受！

到我們店裡消費的客人以中年婦人居多
前天有個母夜叉型的客人
她的那裡奇臭無比
我第一次插入時，她突然大吼一聲
嚇的我立刻拔了出來
這騷婆冷冷地瞪了我一眼後
居然抓起我的槍
自己插了進去！
我那時整個人呆住了
好像時空倒流到小學四年級的一堂數學課
耳邊一次又一次地傳來：『這麼簡單都不會，去罰站！』

幹我們這行的
安全措施不可少，否則很容易染病的。
得病！我們怕，客人更怕！

有個祖母級的常客
起初常質疑我用舊的套子
後來乾脆每次都自己帶套子來。

我也接過男客，不要懷疑，是男的！
外表看來很斯文，聲調帶點娘娘腔。
因為他那裡太緊
抽出時，套子卡在裡面
後來我用夾子小心地將套子夾出
只見套子前端黏著惡臭的屎
害我差點把午餐吐了出來。

當然
運氣好時也是會碰到年輕貌美的小姐。
我也碰過一個日本美女型的小姐
不但長得像AV女優白石瞳
配合度又高
完事後，還連跟我說了好幾聲謝謝！
不聊了，有客人上門了
準備提槍上陣去了!
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小姐您好，歡迎光臨!
我先幫您量一下耳溫

(爽) 有梗!

台北也有這種怪咖
我噁ㄦ！

要有幽默感。

(爽) (爽) (爽) (爽) (爽)

OOXX之前先量體溫，預防流感
(爽) (爽) (爽)

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