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(1)
一名酒鬼回家剛躺下，就挨了女人沒頭沒腦一陣揍。
酒鬼說：「我又沒醉，為什麼打我？」
那女人邊打邊罵：「你還沒醉？連房間都進錯了！」
酒鬼瞇著醉眼，看了一眼女人說：「對不起，原來不是我老婆。」
他話剛說完，頭上又重重地挨了一下：「放屁，我就是你老婆，正在鄰居家作客！」

(2)
女孩說：「我懷孕了。」
男人繼續低頭吃飯，說：「我早結紮了。」
女孩楞了一下，說：「我和你開玩笑的。」
男人抬起頭看了她一眼，喝了口水說：「我也是。」

(3)
天柱和女友小梅每天一起坐捷運下班。
不知何時開始，捷運入口總有位帥哥倚在跑車上對小梅親切打招呼。
小梅先是無視，帥哥和跑車還是每天準時出現。
漸漸小梅走進捷運口臉上就充滿期待，對天柱卻越來越冷淡。
直到有一天，帥哥捧著紅玫瑰問小梅：「離開他好嗎？」
「當然！」小梅很興奮。
他轉向天柱：「她不愛你了，做我男朋友吧！」
天柱接過！

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