笑話分享(299) --- 婚前婚後

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婚前說的是「天長地久」；婚後想的是「能撐多久」。
婚前說是「看上眼」；婚後說是「看走眼」。
婚前說「愛情是神話」；婚後說「愛情是笑話」。
婚前，男人在餐廳等女人；婚後，女人在客廳等男人。
婚前，男人經常找女人「討論」；婚後，男人只告訴女人「結論」。
婚前，男人對她「悄悄講話」；婚後，男人對她「大聲講話」。
婚前，男人「情話綿綿」；婚後，男人「謊話連連」。
婚前，男人「言談幽默」；婚後，男人「變得沉默」。
婚前，男人像「傳令兵」；婚後，男人像「指揮官」。
婚前，男人喜歡「毛手毛腳」；婚後，男人變成「沒手沒腳」。
婚前，兩人一見面就「親嘴」；婚後，兩人一見面就「鬥嘴」。
婚前，兩人做什麼都是「浪漫」；婚後，兩人做什麼都是「浪費」。
婚前，男人常給女人「空白支票」；婚後，男人常給女人「空頭支票」。
婚前，兩人生活「妙不可言」；婚後，兩人日子「苦不堪言」。
婚前，男人天天盯著女人；婚後，女人天天盯著男人。
婚前，「謊話」都是「情話」；婚後，「情話」都是「廢話」。
婚前，男人要女人「靠近一點」；婚後，男人要女人「閃開一點」。
婚前，彼此的缺點都是優點；婚後，彼此的優點都變缺點。

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