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[TCL]

(1)
三位婦人閒聊夫性能力.
甲: 唉! 我那位像收電費的,一月一次.
乙: 我老公像送傳單的, 隨便一塞便了事.
丙: 妳們還好啦! 我家老爺像送牛奶的, 放在門口就走了.

(2)
丈夫回家看到妻子與醫生正躺在床上。
醫生：別誤會，我在給她量體溫。
丈夫：若你插入我老婆身體的那東西沒有刻度的話，你就死定了。

(3)
一對夫妻來到一口許願井旁.
丈夫彎腰，許個願還往井裡仍個硬幣.
妻子也想許願，但她彎腰時不小心翻入井裡.
丈夫驚呆了，然後自言自語著說：「真他媽的靈啊！」

(4)
旅客走進一家旅社，詢問住宿的價格。
服務臺人員說：「一樓的兩千，二樓一千五百、三樓一千兩百、四樓一千。」
旅客想想之後，轉身就要離開。
服務臺人員問：「您不考慮住我們旅社嗎？」
旅客回答：「喔！你們的服務是不錯，裝潢也很漂亮，可惜樓層不夠高。」

(5)
婦產科醫生剛給一位女子做完檢查，證實她懷孕了。
醫生：「太太，我有一個好消息告訴妳。」
「是彭小姐。」年輕女子立刻更正。
「喔，彭小姐!」醫生改口說：「我有一個壞消息告訴妳。」

[min]

哈哈！

[kwojohn]

讚

[Rudi]

第(5)條笑話挑個毛病,病歷單上的姓不是夫姓,除非是嫁給同姓的,這可能從外國翻釋來的,可惜文化不同,不過還是謝謝,有笑到.

[TCL]

第(5)條笑話挑個毛病,病歷單上的姓不是夫姓,除非是嫁給同姓的,這可能從外國翻釋來的,可惜文化不同,不過還是謝謝,有笑到.

謝謝指正. 即使笑話也要儘量合乎邏輯.

[BenjaminTang]

(爽) (爽) (爽) (爽) (爽) (爽)

[frank76124]

好好笑

[mdctfox]

好笑 (爽) (爽) (爽) (爽)

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