笑話分享(91) --- 以牙還牙

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(1)
一名男人在家Pub看上個女孩，便上前搭訕。
「小姐，我想請妳喝杯酒。」
「什麼！上賓館！」女孩出乎意料的尖叫。
許多客人轉頭來看著那個男人，
男人面紅耳赤的解釋：
「小姐妳誤會了，我只是想請妳喝杯酒聊聊天。」
「啊！汽車旅館？」女孩還是尖叫著。
男人覺得很羞愧的走到角落，納悶的喝著酒。

一會女孩走過來：「先生對不起! 我是心理系的學生，
我在測試一個男人在那種情況下的反應是什麼?」
「什麼！要五千！」男人大聲嚷嚷著。

(2)
一老伯經過妓院, 一位二十來歲的小姐站在妓院門口喊道：
「老伯! 一次一百.」
老伯看這姑娘長的還蠻漂亮, 一百太便宜了, 就跟著進去.
事完, 那位小姐說要三千, 老伯說不是講好一次一百嗎?
小姐說：「是啊! 一次一百, 你進出三十次, 不就是三千嗎?」
老伯知道被騙了, 沒法只好給錢了事, 但回家越想越氣.

隔天老伯又來到妓院, 還找那位小姐. 小姐想如法再敲老伯一次,
但這次老伯一進去就不動. 那小姐說：「喂! 你怎麼不動呀!」
老伯說：「不敢動啊! 我只有五十塊, 要是一動就付不起了.」

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好笑。

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