笑話分享(48) --- 師生篇

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(1)
女教師：「有三隻鳥在電線上，你用槍打下一隻，那電線上還有幾隻？」
學生：「一隻都不剩。」
女教師：「為什麼？」
學生：「因為另兩隻受到槍聲驚嚇飛走了。」
女教師：「從數學上來講，應該還剩兩隻。不過我很喜歡你的思路。」

學生：「老師，我有一個問題想請教您。有三位女人在公園裡各買了
一根冰棒。有一位舔著吃，一位咬著吃，還有一位含著吃，您
認為哪一位是已經結婚的？」
女教師想了想，紅著臉囁嚅道：「我想應該是含著吃的那位。」
學生得意地說：「不對，是戴著結婚戒指的那位。不過我很喜歡您的思路。」

(2)
一位哲學系的教授期中考只出了一個申論題,
題目是：[什麼是勇氣]
當大家拼命在思考怎麼寫時, 有個同學交卷了.
他不是沒寫 ,不過只寫了五個字：[這就是勇氣]

到了期末考,教授依然只考一題.
這次題目是：[這就是題目，請作答]
這題目怪怪的, 大家依然遲遲無法下筆.
那位同學還是很快就交卷了.
他寫的是：[這就是答案，請給分]

教授十分生氣，把那位同學叫到辦公室.
教授：我有兩個題目問你, 若答出第一題就可不必答第二題.
同學：好!
教授：你的頭髮有幾根？
同學：一億兩千萬三千四百五十六根.
教授一愣：你怎麼知道？
同學：您說這一題不用回答的.
教授給滿分。

(3)
衛生教育課堂上
老師問：「降落傘和避孕套區別是什麼?」
學生：「一個保護上頭，一個保護下頭。」僅得60分。
另一學生：「降落傘破了，少一人；避孕套破了，多一人。」老師給滿分。

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