再來貼笑話....媽的英文名字

[旺大]

再來貼個笑話......
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事情是這樣的
今天下午剛回家
我跟我媽賴在沙發上看超級金頭腦
剛好看到有個參賽的醫生叫Eason
就突然對我媽的英文名字很好奇...


我：媽，為什麼妳英文名字叫Jane啊？

媽：因為我名字裡有一個字是「珍」阿
（對！我媽本名叫「張蕙珍」。）

我：這很多人叫耶
那為什麼不選張（Chang）或蕙（Hui）

媽：那妳幫我取一個，我就用一輩子!
（當下有兩秒鐘感動）

我：好、我來想!


在我絞盡腦汁、努力跟腦中的英文名字海奮鬥時


這個三八媽突然大喊：
啊!!!!我知道了!!!!!!































我要叫where（蕙兒）!!!!!!!
我要叫where（蕙兒）!!!!!!!!
我要叫where（蕙兒）!!!!!!!!!

....我整個笑到大崩潰
這女子竟然取這種自以為很甜蜜的名字
哈哈哈哈

我：媽、你知道那是什麼意思嗎!!!!!妳知道嗎!!!!!!!!(大笑拍桌)

媽：我知道啊!!!我還會拼勒

我：.....那妳還亂取!!!!!!!哈哈哈哈哈哈

[kwojohn]

(爽) 乾脆叫 "Where 髒" ... (爽)

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好笑，謝謝你。

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