被濫用的急診

[sheepin]

最近一周遇到的


case 1

年輕男性，主訴去另一家醫院急診看手痛被拒絕，所以想自殺

家屬表示病人當兵時因精神疾病被驗退，堅持掛精神科急診

我診察了之後實在看不出有什麼精神症狀

只好幫他的手痛PE與X-ray，骨頭是好的，也沒啥finding

最後只好開panadol給他

然後家屬就來要求診斷書

我問診斷書要做什麼

家屬：因為被驗退，要向觀護人報到，現在來急診沒辦法去，所以要診斷書

我：兵役驗退哪有什麼觀護人？是假釋才有吧？

家屬：真的啦真的啦～我要診斷書說有來看急診啦～

我：............（被騙了）


case 2

自己打119說想自殺

消防隊就送來醫院

到急診後呼天搶地說自己有多可憐

講完之後坐起來說：醫師小姐，我好可憐，借我200元好嗎？

我：我沒帶錢啦！

病人：不然100元也好啦！我沒有錢坐車回家。

我：我真的沒有錢啦！（掏空空的口袋）

.........然後病人就悻悻然的從急診室escape了

（原來是搭救護車來借錢的）


case 3

年輕男性

半夜三點來，主訴心情不好睡不著

會談半小時後，要求要打針

我：常打鎮靜劑會上癮，我開藥給你回家吃就好

病人：我不是要打鎮靜劑

我：不然你要打什麼？

病人：我要打demerol（標準發音）

我：............ (打小人) (打小人) (打小人)

[sheepin]

心得：憂鬱症而自殺的人真的很可憐

騙子說想自殺的真是混蛋

（踩死精神科醫師擔心病人自殺要賠X百萬）

[老烏鴉]

羊, 公費滿了就速速離開吧!

[lupin]

醫院不宜久留...

[superdog]

弱肉、強食～　唉！

[Boogy]

請問這些東東,
真的是很濫............... ................ 濫用!

檢傷分類?

要不要投書,上報?

[polo]

還有被濫用的醫師 （阿飄）

[Easyplayer]

上報....

重點一: 這些人花掉的健保錢....需要大家多繳健保費....(實際上大家指的是你我)....
重點二: 健保局完全沒有約束這些人

[Thanatos]

(爽) (爽)

心酸的事
被你說的很幽默

(不要啊) (不要啊)

[Vivian]

心得：憂鬱症而自殺的人真的很可憐

騙子說想自殺的真是混蛋

（踩死精神科醫師擔心病人自殺要賠X百萬）

心得: 上急診不要帶錢 學妹辛苦了

[taipeior]

心得: 上急診不要帶錢 學妹辛苦了

修改為：醫師身上不要帶錢... （窮）

[kissthedream]

個人身在醫院
也深覺期滿就速速離開
只怕老闆不放人
不知道要多久前提離職才合乎規定??(想結清公職)

[肉咖]

還有被濫用的醫師 （阿飄）

推一下
投書媒體 說不定會採用

網路上 也廣為連結 (完美計劃)

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