婚姻幸福的秘訣.....

[alexhuang1961]

*** 婚姻幸福的秘訣...

有一位老先生和一位老太太已經結婚六十幾年，他們彼此分享任何事情並且無話不說，在他們之間並不存在任何秘密。只有一件事情例外，在老太太的衣櫃上方有一個鞋盒，她不准老先生問起有關那個鞋盒的任何事。有一天，老太太生病得很嚴重，而且醫生也說她已無痊癒的機會了。



老先生在整理她的物品的時候，將這個鞋盒拿到她的床邊，她同意此時已經到了該讓他知道的時候了。當老先生將盒子打開，他發現裡面放了兩個洋娃娃及厚厚的一疊鈔票，共有三百多萬元。



他問起有關這些東西的來由。老太太說：「當我們結婚的時候，我的祖母告訴我，婚姻幸福的秘訣，就是從不爭吵。她告訴我，無論何時，當我生氣的時候，應該保持沉默，並編織一個洋娃娃」。



老先生聽了，感動得掉下淚來。只有兩個精美的洋娃娃在盒子裡，也就是說，從結婚那天開始，在這多年漫長的恩愛生活裡，她只對我生氣過兩次，此時老先生的內心高興萬分。



「親愛的，」老先生問：「現在我已經知道這些洋娃娃是怎麼一回事了，而這些錢，又是怎麼一回事呢？」



「噢，」老太太回答：「那是我賣掉洋娃娃所賺來的錢。」

[newshine]

還好
之前有另外一個類似的笑話
是女主角外遇
每次就會放一顆紅豆

裡面只有2000元和3顆紅豆
當然也是類似的答案囉
(爽) (爽)

[s831079]

真的很好笑
看完前段還有一點感動說
看到最後一句話真的會噴飯

話說現在半夜不睡覺
老婆剛還問我在幹嘛

小弟心裡在os
終於湊滿十篇發言了

ps:等下把這篇笑話列印下來給她看

[ross]

複習也是不錯
應該一天至少看一篇 (眼汪汪) (眼汪汪)

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