太太的第一次

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一對恩愛甚篤的夫婦正慶祝他們的金婚日。
看熱鬧的中年鄰 居問老 先生說：
「為什麼你們可以維持五十年幸福美好的婚姻，打從我出生起，
就不曾聽過你們吵架的聲音，難道你們之間從來沒有任何的爭執嗎？

老先生說：「爭執當然是有的，不過都不會擴大。
我從蜜月旅行的時候就懂這個道理..」老先生繼續說：
「記得當時交通不便，我們到大峽谷去度蜜月，一人各僱了一匹驢子。
她的驢子顯然好吃懶做，走沒有多久就賴在路邊不肯走。
只聽到我太太冷冷地說：『第一次。』當驢子第二次想偷懶的時候，
她又指著驢子說：『這是第二次。』當驢子第三次不肯走時候，
她不慌不忙的掏出她租用的手槍，就把它給斃了！」
中年鄰居詫異說：「尊夫人真是太殘忍了！」

老先生說道：「可不是嗎？我當時也看不過去，就停在路邊指責她的不是。

結果，她並不跟我爭辯，只是冷冷地對我說：『第一次』。」
從此以後，我...就懂了！

[cyc]

(驚)
這樣確吵不起來 (眼汪汪)

[gucci37]

很酷的“行為治療”！

不過為什麼本篇是放在 ★媒體報導VS醫界觀點？

還是po 在此本身也是一個笑話？

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