笑話一則

[SLD]

動物園新來了一隻獅子。

在餵食的時候，其他的獅子都吃牛排，這隻新獅子只分配到一根香蕉，

起初這隻新來的獅子以為自己資淺，不以為意。

但隔了幾天，牠實在受不了，就開口問了其中一隻獅子：

「為什麼你們每天都在吃牛排，而我只能吃香蕉？」

資深的獅子回答說：

「因為我們這個動物園，獅子的人事凍結，你佔的是猴子的缺。」 ...... "靠背"~~這細蝦米情況? *_*

這隻新來的獅子再問了其中一隻獅子：

「為什麼隔壁那隻土狗子也在吃牛排，而我還是只能吃香蕉？不能換個缺嗎？」

「因為你佔的是猴子的缺。他佔的是老虎的缺，最重要的是 - 那隻狗是園長介紹來的。」

[t‧IDEA]

請問那..豬那麼 優 哉 游 哉, 是 卡 了什麼位??

[Cate]

那麼,阿扁佔的就是那頭牛的缺囉??!

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